The Glass Counter(aka What's New) 12/25/2011, 25/12/2011:

Ho... ho... ho... Hey! Watch the way you talk about my...oh wait, it's that time of year again isn't it? It's no wonder I was woken out of hibernation to bring you this holiday update!

Yankee was extra naughty this year, so he was made to review Christmas Evil. I wouldn't drink any egg nog til after he cools off about it...

Limey recalls that Christmas is very much a family affair and what can be more precious than the love of a mother? How about you go read his review of Psycho III and find out for yourself?

And finally, Yankee warms himself by the high school fire... er, the yule log as he reviews the ultra classic Carrie.

Yank-Lime Pie would like to wish(curse) everyone the warmest (from all the fresh blood) holiday(massacre) this year and look forward to sharing(sleighing) more with you in 2012!

10/31/2011, 31/10/2011:

Happy Halloween... er.. third anniversary... er..... yeah, another update... we are happy to have you at our sermon on this most sacred of holidays....

First the Limey calls mass to preach on his review of the classic Scream! Next, he delves deeper into biblical bliss with words about Horsemen. Then, the Yankee opens up The Gate to see who gets let in. Finally, those that are left can wander with the Yankee in The Woods.

A dish will be passed around later for your donations and kindness.... Hallelujah!

2/14/2011, 14/2/2011:

It's Valentine's Day again, which it's means time to open ours hearts... and let all the blood flow out.....

The Yankee shows his sensitive side in his review of the 1990s psycho thriller: The Crush. Have a heart and read it now....

12/25/2010, 25/12/2010:

And another Horrific Holidays to all our fans this year! We've taken out the yule log and beaten the HELL out of Santa this year for not bring us what we REALLY wanted this year... Piece(s) and Loathe on Earth!!!

To help us all feel a little warmer (with decay), the Limey built a snowy review in the backyard for the move called Jack Frost. It's sure to chill you like a bad blizzard...

And in true holiday spirit, the Yankee has caroled up a review of the cult classic Silent Night, Deadly Night for those of you who missed Santa this year....

Yule be sorry....

10/31/2010, 31/10/2010:

Happy Halloween and Happy Anniversary! Yes, its has been two gruesome years since we slashed the ribbon on this bad boy and we are really happy about the people who continue to read this site and tell their friends about it. Why, you ask? Cause much like our pal Freddy Krueger, we need souls to fuel our power! More souls equals more power so keep the victims... er... fans coming...!

Speaking of Freddy, the Limey has graced us with his review of the 2010 remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street. Continuing the theme of our favorite slashers to celebrate, the Yankee has cut up a review of Halloween 5 for those of you who miss the old Michael Meyers.

Tell all your friends...